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Granny Krampus

★☆☆☆ – (2024) – A dysfunctional family gathers for Christmas while a legendary creature is out and about killing very few people. An absolutely lifeless drama with minor sprinklings of horror that feels like watching ice cubes melt. Every drab, whisper-quiet scene is a test of endurance, as not even the bloody moments raise a pulse. A colossally dull snooze fest.

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Werewolf Santa

★½☆☆ – (2023) – A bickering family films themselves during a night in which Kris Kringle becomes a lycanthrope. Has a funny moment or two, but never fully takes advantage of what could have been a silly, bombastic romp. Instead, this is ultimately a slow moving bore that features too few characters and too few horror inclusions.

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Santa Isn’t Real

★☆☆☆ – (2023) – A girl who believes Santa Claus himself is responsible for her alleged suicide attempt vacations with her friends in the realm of said killer. Spends most of its short length on insipid character drama while forgetting it’s a horror film until the final act. That the overwhelmingly boneheaded group believes straightaway that Santa is a killer, and not someone dressed as him, is an unforgivable insult to anyone luckless enough to sit through this.

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Black Friday

★★☆☆ – (2021) – Toy store employees take on infected customers the day after Thanksgiving. Attempts fun through several colorful characters, but their plights are so ordinary that it’s hard to care about any of them. Some of the F/X are neat, but the plot is drab and nothing is as funny as intended.

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Smile 2

★☆☆☆ – (2024) – A musician struggling with addiction also contends with a parasitic psychosis that has her seeing violent images amid people smiling. The story arc at least attempts a point about the pressures of stardom, but the horror elements that enhance those areas cause more eye rolling than gasps. Just as unoriginal as the first film, and equally preposterous.

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