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Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone

★★½☆ – (2011) – An elf seeks a barbarian to assist her in bringing down a goblin. The production aspects won’t win over those who prefer their movies polished, and the plot is rather typical to the fantasy genre, but what makes this so much fun are the lines among the frenzied cast. The deliveries of Chris Seaver’s unique dialog are as humorous as the words themselves. Maybe not great “cinema,” but great entertainment.

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Extracurricular Activities

★★☆☆ – (2019) – A high school student is picking off the parents of his classmates in unique ways. Has an absorbing premise that works well in the first two acts, but the creative set-up gives way to a conclusion that’s full of too many coincidences to completely satisfy. Certainly enjoyable, but ends on a note that’s more confusing than distressing.

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Camp Death III in 2-D!

★½☆☆ – (2018) – Counselors at a summer camp are picked off by a masked killer. Sounds familiar, but what sets this apart from the others of its kind are the attempts at humor every .02 seconds. The problem? Very few moments are funny. Too many hammy actors make eye contact with the camera, move in double time, or insult the handicapped. This is an obnoxious outing that was probably fun for those who made it, but most everyone else will consider it torture.

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Weedjies: Halloweed Night

★★☆☆ – (2019) – Creatures summoned from a Ouija board make trouble for a Halloween party. The plot is as basic as can be: monsters escape, monsters must be contained. What keeps this watchable is the vibrant scenery, the quick pace, and the fun cast. Though the music is rather putrid, some mild enjoyment can be found.

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Evil Bong 888: Infinity High

★★☆☆ – (2022) – A bong oversees the kitchen of a new restaurant and provides an ingredient that makes guests horny. This is the kind of movie that’s stupid because it wants to be, and offers nothing more than cheap humor amid glorious nudity. Virtually plot free, as characters come and go without conflict or resolution, but overall it’s a silly way to spend an hour.

 712 total views,  35 views today

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