Amityville Vampire
– (2021) – A mismatched couple on a car trip recount the tale of vampires who once frequented the area. The flashback scenes, though ordinary, do set a dark mood while spilling blood, but time spent with the modern day duo is close to torture. There’s also a segment involving rapist campers for some reason. All told? Some of this is okay, but most is rancid.
202 total views, 25 views today
The Amityville Moon
– (2021) – A werewolf is attacking troubled girls in and around the church that houses them. Aside from a street sign on the Long Island Expressway, this has nothing to do with Amityville. It’s simply standard lycanthrope fare no matter the location. Some cheap gore highlights the boredom, and drama angles are attempted, but in the end this is nowhere near as emotional as it thinks it is.
422 total views, 21 views today
Amityville Cult
– (2021) – A man inherits a house in a town called Amityville, though it’s not the same house or town you’re thinking about. Has a ton of talk about a lame backstory involving a coven, but not much in the way of actual horror. A drab drama with unrealistic dialog and high school theater acting that worsens as it goes. When the horror aspects do eventually arrive, they’re rather awful.
496 total views, 24 views today
Amityville Cop
– (2021) – A possessed and deceased cop makes trouble for a small police force on New Year’s Eve. While this does show mercy by only lasting 68-minutes, that hour is jam packed with nothing special. Murders are too infrequent, the comic relief is terrible, and there’s nothing “Amityville” about it.
609 total views, 23 views today
13 Fanboy
– (2021) – Someone’s picking off Friday the 13th actors as though they’re characters from the films. Blends real actors from the series portraying themselves, a real actor from the films portraying a new character, and actors that never appeared in the series who take center stage. In other words: what a mess! Seeing some familiar faces is nice, but this would have benefitted greatly from a working script with an actual narrative flow.
880 total views, 25 views today
your a-z guide to obscure & classic horror movies
– (2006) – A killer disguised as Ronald Reagan slaughters hippies at a music festival. An atypical slasher that blends some new horror ideas with standard fare. The narrative doesn’t flow perfectly well, but the style is as tripped out as the characters.
698 total views, 1 views today
– (1979) – Documentary that explores the facets of death from the almost necessary (food) to the completely unnecessary (suicide). Blends disgusting real footage with the obviously fake while providing an eerie and sometimes upsetting look into mankind’s end. The animal violence is particularly nauseating.
852 total views, 5 views today
– (2014) – A group of friends inadvertently summon ghosts upon playing with an infamous board game. Characters are stiff, and scares are too reliant on noise, but there are some grim plot advancements. Busy, but only moderately enjoyable.
713 total views, 4 views today
Hellweek
– (2010) – Hillbillies in a warehouse kill college kids who tread on their grounds. Despicable characters, on both sides of good and bad, sink this turd before the lame story gets a chance to. Overlong garbage that bores and annoys.
872 total views, 1 views today
Frogs
– (1972) – A photographer inadvertently happens upon an estate where the swamp critters are turning on humans. Though the plot is a bore and the characters are worthless, the creature kills are more than a little creepy. A slow and mindless environmental lesson.
987 total views, 3 views today
Revenge of the Living Zombies
– (1988) – Friends on a Halloween hay ride encounter zombies. Okay as its own junky zombie flick, but becomes completely worthless when ripping off Night of the Living Dead. Drab cheese with few highlights.
771 total views, 1 views today
I Walked with a Zombie
– (1943) – A nurse is hired to care for a catatonic woman on an island of rampant voodoo. The atmosphere and ritual inclusions hold attention, but the pace makes an hour feel like a day. Lacks suspense and a substantial purpose.
1,128 total views, 5 views today
Hell House LLC
– (2015) – A group of friends open a haunted house attraction in an actual haunted house. Begins as any other found footage cheapie, but what sets this apart from the others is a genuine creep factor throughout. It’s sometimes hard to tell what’s happening, especially toward the end, but there are plenty of moments that elicit chills.
1,265 total views, 4 views today
Combat Shock
– (1986) – A former POW has a hard time providing for his family in complete poverty. A rotten beginning features the saddest attempt to pass off random woods as the jungles of Vietnam, and the musical score could be the most nauseating ever recorded. Gets better and grittier toward a disturbing finale, but by then all emotion is lost.
838 total views, 2 views today