Chopping Mall

★★★☆ – (1986) – Shopping mall security robots go on a rampage during an overnight party. A metallic ’80s slasher that offers plenty of violence and nudity. Tends to drag toward the end, but is still a fun ride with solid low-budget action and unforgettable moments.

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The Final Destination

★★☆☆ – (2009) – People who avoid a brutal collision at a race track are picked off by death itself. The overall premise and talk of death’s design haven’t changed one iota, which gets wearisome fast. The gore quotient is deliriously stupid, and there’s some amusement within the unintended humor.

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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

★★★☆ – (1988) – A college initiation prank leads a group of students to a mall to steal a bowling trophy that unexpectedly houses a wish granting imp. Horrible acting and dialog suggest a miserable time, but a variety of cheap ideas, and a boatload of cheaper nudity, make this a perfect guilty pleasure. A time capsule of ’80s cheese.

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