The Nightmare

½☆☆☆ – (2015) – Faux documentary about a bunch of people who describe their dark brushes with sleep paralysis. An excruciating experience that gets old five minutes in, but insists on dragging out stories that get less involving the more they expand. Might have worked as a short, but this is full length torture of bad actors pretending to have real plights.

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Amityville: Vanishing Point

☆☆☆☆ – (2016) – A girl goes missing from a boarding house in Amityville. The plot is nearly impossible to discern since every line of dialog is an exercise in how not to speak, and is often spoken alongside music of equal volume. This is clearly the work of someone with a camcorder, five dollars, and friends who are willing to ruin their low-level acting careers in one fell swoop. Ugly, erratic, and irritating.

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Camp Blood 5

½☆☆☆ – (2016) – The survivor of the previous entry watches a movie with her mother and recounts past footage to a shrink. One of the laziest, ugliest, and least resourceful heaps of dung to ever disgrace an internet stream. Built on scenes from other lousy movies, while anything new is preposterously inept.

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The Purge: Election Year

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½☆☆☆ – (2016) – A senator who opposes Purge Night becomes the focus of purgers. A contender for one of the worst scripts ever shot for a major motion picture, as the dialog merely inflicts racism among characters who do nothing but state their social status amid a supposed social nightmare. There’s hardly anyone on the streets of this daunting night, meaning tension is lost to awful actors who strike poses in place of striking fear.

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The Tattooist

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½☆☆☆ – (2007) – An artist unwittingly brings about an evil spirit in his patrons. A confusing and empty mess that tries to make social points but fails miserably in every attempt. Ridiculously serious, overly bland, and horribly acted.

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Mayhem Motel

Mayhem Motel

½☆☆☆ – (2001) – Society’s bottom feeders overstay our welcome at a dingy motel. A 75-minute excuse for deviates to verbally and physically degrade women. An ugly, hateful, depressingly unfunny mess that isn’t nearly as entertaining as it thinks it is.

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Golden Years

Golden Years

½☆☆☆ – (1991) – An explosion in a science facility causes an old man to slowly grow younger. Has more to do with the assassination of the geriatric subject than the subject himself, which is a problem since the age spectrum is the only point of interest. Doesn’t have a single character or moment to warrant one hour, let alone four. Somehow, this crud intended to continue.

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