Lumberjack Man

★★½☆ – (2015) – A large man who carts around large pancakes is picking off teens from a church retreat. There’s virtually no plot, and most everything from a slasher sense has been seen before, but this doesn’t take itself seriously and has a ton of momentum, which helps it stand out from the pack. Provides plenty and boobs and blood, and has a particularly creative kill when someone is halved.

Seed 2

★★☆☆ – (2014) – Four girls on a road trip through a desert encounter violent enemies. Doesn’t move in order for some reason, and if anyone thinks this is the Pulp Fiction of horror they’re sadly mistaken. The characters aren’t much to write home about, though the twist at the end is somewhat effective.

Rings

★★☆☆ – (2017) – Victims of a tape that kills them a week after their initial viewing pass on the curse to others for survival, until the tape changes. Although there is a new spin put forth with the strange new images and mystery behind them, this can’t hold a candle to the original’s similar quest. Not the easiest to follow, mainly due to the flat characters and a flatter pace.