Jack & Diane

Jack & Diane

★☆☆☆ – (2012) – Teenage girls fall for one another while one has visions of a wolf. Attempts a minor horror angle through dreams, but is nothing more than a cheap indie where lesbians constantly whisper to one another. A dramatic void.

Strippers vs. Werewolves

Strippers vs. Werewolves

★½☆☆ – (2012) – Exotic dancers find themselves pitted against a gang of lycans. Attempts character arcs among the okay actors, but none of their progressions are remotely humorous or original. The horror runs out of gas by the end of the first scene, while the werewolves haven’t looked this stupid since Howling III.

An Erotic Werewolf in London

Erotic Werewolf in London, An

★½☆☆ – (2006) – A lesbian werewolf spreads her curse through young woman across London. There’s something of a plot in a reporter trying to stop the lead wolf, but this is essentially soft core porn with a slight horror angle. Has plenty of explicit nudity, but not much else.

Big Bad Wolf

Big Bad Wolf

★½☆☆ – (2006) – Survivors of a werewolf’s rampage attempt to stop the talkative beast. Reaches heights of fun stupidity early on, but gradually descends into standard hokum. A wise cracking lycanthrope is not what the world needed.

She-Wolf of London

★½☆☆ – (1946) – A woman believes she’s the animal that’s been laying waste to Scotland Yard. Might have been worthwhile had moments of horror actually been shown rather than recapped in dull chatter. A pitiful drama with no visible werewolf.