Amityville: No Escape

★½☆☆ – (2016) – A small group of friends film themselves as they talk about fear near an infamous haunted house. Doesn’t seem to know what it wants to do, as it’s never clear why the characters search for a house they never enter (until the lame finale). One half is a POV confessional of an irritating actress, the other half is a blatant Blair Witch ripoff. Both try patience.

1313: Cougar Cult

★☆☆☆ – (2012) – Three women perform rituals on young men in order to appease their god. An incredibly repetitive outing that features near-naked men showering or squirming in bed before the women laughably turn into cougars and allegedly eat them (the eating is never shown). A lazy concoction that means absolutely nothing.

Octopus

★★☆☆ – (2000) – A submarine crew falls under attack from a giant octopus. Does an okay job handling some of the horror mayhem, but fails in a big way when dealing with the dramatics of military meatheads. A poor man’s Deep Rising, but manages to overcome some of its many shortcomings.