– (1998) – Archaeologists who unleash an ancient curse are attacked by mummy wrappings. The only thing lamer than watching…
David Andreas
– (1988) – Survivors of an island plane crash battle soldiers who think they’re the enemy. Full of Troma’s political…
– (1997) – Four teens who accidentally kill someone, and vow to keep it a secret, are terrorized by a…
– (2005) – The ghost of a dead high school student makes trouble for a new class after her name…
– (2000) – Someone’s picking off film school students as they strive for a prestigious award. All around bland, and…
– (1998) – Someone on a college campus is using urban legends to kill victims. The premise is strong, but…
– (1996) – A boy and girl of rival families fall in love, resulting in a ton of bloodshed. An…
– (2005) – A deadbeat dad protects his children from an alien Armageddon. Has an incredibly tense first half that…
– (1990) – A mad scientist who’s partially responsible for his fiance’s death resurrects her from parts of hookers. Stupid…
– (1989) – Idiot parents in the Bible Belt search for missing children who’ve joined a murderous cult. Awful on…