– (1995) – A bloodthirsty alien with a human persona could spell the end of his own kind. Has an okay cast and decent production values, but can never prove why a third version of a passable movie is necessary. The F/X are ambitious, but all else is common and drab.
– (1988) – A bloodthirsty alien with a human persona could spell the conquering of mankind. Sometimes copies the original verbatim, sometimes invents its own corn, and sometimes uses scenes from other movies. Has a lot more sleaze this time, and incredible eye candy in a legal Traci Lords, but ends on a similarly lackluster note.
– (1996) – A human and his robot companions are forced to watch This Island Earth by a scientist who intimidates their sanity. Anything dealing with the film itself is pretty flat, but the observations of the joyously cruddy movie-within-the-movie range from giddy to downright hysterical. Causes enough laughter to make your face hurt.